Well- Ladies and Gentlemen, today is my two year anniversary of joining DA. Over the years, I have been TORTURED and CORRUPTED. There are a few people on my watch list that I would especially like to blame.

P.S. I HATE YOU ALL.

-- July 27, 2003.

Well, Ms. Sen Sen has been torturing me for close to two years with horrid shades of pink. The woman is obsessed with it!! I think I have developed a serve case of post-traumatic stress from that series of pink emotes she did awhile ago. Not to mention I have a horrid cramp and malformation on my left gut from laughing so hard from her jokes. As if I didn’t have enough problems!!!

-- July 28, 2003

I blame *liliy for my desire to wear capes and make strange cackling and howling noises outside my neighbors doors. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be cool like her character, Augustine. Therefore- she is liable for any intense trauma I inflict on my neighbors.

-- July 28, 2003

Because of her I bought expensive colour pencils, which I later lost. Yeah, somehow this is her fault, not mine.

-- September 23, 2003

Ms. SAM SAM!!! She be responsible for my sweaty armpits at the arcade. I mean, she made that stupid DDR machine look so easy, who knew it could almost MURDER/KILL fat yeti teenager like myself. Not to mention the constant support and love she has given me. Like- now I am cursed with that warm loving feeling inside. It is much WORSE than any sort of heartburn/gas.

-- March 5, 2004

DILDO.

I am corrupted now!!!

-- April 29, 2004

She has dedicated her time to making DA a better place for little peons like myself. I was hoping that this place would turn into a pimping ghetto. Stupidsmartadminperson.

-- May 12, 2004

He is a sensitive male writer, who is apparently straight. (I know- a girl’s worst nightmare).

-- May 26, 2004

She has corrupted me with most-excellent comments and love. Not to mention her own delicious artness. Thanks to her, I am spoiled. Like- before I used to be the very image of deprived coolness.

-- June 6, 2004

She’s purty. She’s talented. She has a love for My Little Ponies. How am I supposed to compete with this. Good thing she feeds me cake on a semi-regular basis.

-- July 15, 2004

He writes long in-depth comments that artistic and observant. All his big words hurt my head. Like- hooked on phonics sooo didn’t work for me.

-- August 4, 2004

She talks of foreign concepts like spaghetti and changing diapers. It extends beyond my cave-girl knowledge.

-- September 12, 2004

He made fun of the emote. I don’t think I can cope with that.

-- October 27, 2004

He has so many accounts, names, and aliases that it reminds me that I can’t count past four.

-- February 9, 2005

His art is so purty it burns my pupils. Now I am forced to endure the horror of an eye patch.

-- April 18, 2005

I feel as though I am being used for my brilliant and vast knowledge of infomercials and pimps and hos. How wonderfully evil and abusive of her.




If did not make it on this list, well then, you need to work on your evil deeds. Either that or I am senile. Probably the second one.