pseudomask

Well- Ladies and Gentlemen, today is my two year anniversary of joining DA.  Over the years, I have been TORTURED and CORRUPTED.  There are a few people on my watch list that I would especially like to blame. P.S.  I HATE YOU ALL. !darkfortears (https://www.deviantart.com/darkfortears) -- July 27, 2003. Well, Ms.  Sen Sen has been torturing me for close to two years with horrid shades of pink.  The woman is obsessed with it!!  I think I have developed a serve case of post-traumatic stress from that series of pink emotes she did awhile ago.  Not to mention I have a horrid cramp and malformation on my left gut from laughing so hard from her jokes.  As if I didn't have enough pr

I   am    BORING. The reason above, is WHY I never evah in ten jillion years don't update my journal.  My "interesting" stories consists of cats running into walls, the curious shades of mold forming on my dishes, and how I managed to rip another hole in my already shredded pair of pajama pants. (Yeah- I know I look like a bum.  This does not stop me from going out in public, although it should). However, I am hoping to transfer schools this summer.  Currently, I am at the local college, which is all fine and dandy except for the serious lack of an art program.  They offer studio art, and art education in a small shack on campus. So basic

WHAT?!?!? It has been over two months since I last updated this journal?  I am so ashamed of myself. (NOT). But- my "adoring" fans, here are ten reasons why I have not updated my journal: 1) A vicious strain of stomach flu prevented me from spending extended periods of time away from the bathroom. :toilet: 2) I rescued yet another cat (aside from Mr. Bosco) from the Humane Society.  She has made herself an official heathen by chewing up one of my leather belts with strings, and puking it all over my brand new rug. 3) I contemplated the meaning of life for 3.46 seconds. 4) I tried to shovel my car out of the drive way, gave up, then went